May 2013
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Oh also tomorrow is the first day of my bullshit “stress management” class (actually it starts in like 5 hours lol i need to sleep) but anyway i know we’re going to have to write down things that help us relax and stuff and i SWEAR to GOD if that happens I’m just going to write “have a dorite”
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unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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actually i’m so NOT elegant and graceful that my parents’ nickname for me when i was little was Grace or sometimes Twinkletoes and it was super sarcastic but not in a mean way because even as a small child my unbelievable clumsiness was something everyone (especially I) found hilarious
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Anonymous asked: Tulip
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Anonymous asked: Statice
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Anonymous asked: Irises, sunflowers
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Flower asks
Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?
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so i was in walmart and this totally happen
fasterfood:
gay couple: swaggers around walmart
evil middle age white woman: i bite my thumb at u
young child, possibly infant: i support gay marriage
gay couple: that kid gonna get hella notes on tumblr for that real quote
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methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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also if he doesn’t start going by “Big Daddy” from now on he has really missed an opportunity
god though just imagine David Karp right now i bet he has paid jesters to perform a little farce for him featuring dialogue directly from the “DADDY WHY” tag on tumblr and is just sitting there watching it and laughing as he sips champagne with crushed diamonds on his gilded throne with a pair of siberian tigers all chained to it and expensive prostitutes fanning him with $500 bills
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makkine:
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Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
claydols:
i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected” and thats a good and appropriate consequence
i agree that there’s definitely that side of it, but there’s also the side of it where people sent me death threats because i...
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rock-bomber:
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Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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flygex-eatin-on-softies:
OKAY, NOW that I finally got it working and not a gray box, here is a little Natu I animated for my boyfriend, who loves Natus. It’s 170 frames. :3
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shikajika:
other baaskets:
me:
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