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10 Things Mark Twain Didn't Really Say

mentalflossr: As Google reminded us this morning with this nifty Tom Sawyer Doodle, today is Mark Twain’s 176th birthday! The man who provided us with some of the best quips ever is also one of the most misquoted men of all time. Here are 10 quotes Mark Twain likely never uttered, despite popular belief.

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I will be deleting my tumblr soon...

surgemeister: It’s not worth it anymore. Send me an ask if you are not a total bitch/asshole and you want to keep in touch via email, skype, or other method after my tumblr is deleted. That is all. can i have your email please i would like to email you naked photos of myself so that you can call me a worthless fat ugly bitch in return

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NEW SLAXXOR POST

everybody drop what they’re doing edit: “Sadly, that’s exactly what I did.” -Gaelen

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Surgemeister believes in astrology

That should be all any of us needs to know.

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Corin likes dubstep

CAN I GET A HE WOULD

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I want you guys to know that, while I published 3 lametroll asks, there are no fewer than 7 unpublished ones in my ask box right now. And I am lovin it because I loooooove attention.

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Anonymous asked: No, really Kelly. I think I am genuinely in love with you. We lived in the same dorm freshman year, you are just so crazy and real and the realest girl I know. I want to lick your buttery anus.

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Anonymous asked: I wanna grease you up with leftover thanksgiving turkey grease and nude wrestle with you and dead cats.

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Anonymous asked: please do more nudes. my boner is ready.

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