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After proving someone wrong.
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Perflection: what I see when I look in the mirror.
– Laura (after I accidentally said “perflection” instead of “perfection”)
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Well just Harry, I imagine then that lions are just lions and gods are just...
– Hagar (via businessbat
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"I like my women like I like my cookies"
David: "...A lot"
Alekzia: "Crummy!"
Alekzia: "fresh out of the oven"
David: "split in half, and merged with the other half of another cookie"
David: "woman*"
Alekzia: "semisweet"
David: "dipped in milk"
Alekzia: "Covered in chocolate"
Alekzia: "Gingerbread!"
Alekzia: "About a quarter inch thick"
David: "In a bag"
David: "in a crazy Halloween variety"
David: "shaped like trees"
Alekzia: "Slice and bake"
David: "used to build miniature houses"
Alekzia: "On birthdays and holidays only"
Alekzia: "Broken up into little pieces on top of ice cream"
Alekzia: "Double stuffed"
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mentalflossr:
After OutKast sang “Shake it like a Polaroid picture,” Polaroid released a statement that said, “Shaking or waving can actually damage the image.”