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// </description><title>Guava</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @guavas)</generator><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>michaxl:

did you say walk
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b69e6024399239d064b9aacaae604bb/tumblr_mmqbbs1Crf1qb6cnho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michaxl.tumblr.com/post/50413758802/did-you-say-walk"&gt;michaxl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;did you say walk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50792499442</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50792499442</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:49:40 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>stupid</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f22939f01a319960631b473502c310a4/tumblr_mmu6ihXDQS1rsb0l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50792278433</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50792278433</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:45:28 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>cute</category><category>desert</category></item><item><title>couldn’t stop thinking about this strip and how perfect it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/095f23c21f6cf31371aed3f14afd77af/tumblr_mn14cnnMur1qjqlsoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;couldn’t stop thinking about this strip and how perfect it is in every way&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50789370199</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50789370199</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:55:34 -0400</pubDate><category>achewood</category><category>comics</category><category>funny</category><category>Doast Deef</category></item><item><title>tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell










</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tibets.tumblr.com/post/50691253531/sext-what-do-you-want-from-taco-bell"&gt;tibets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody"&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;Sext: what do you want from taco bell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50788020004</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50788020004</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:34:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iamthespacecadet:

monetizeyourcat:

itsvondell:

johnthedragon:
...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0NV3EK4YsP8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamthespacecadet.tumblr.com/post/50782464493/monetizeyourcat-itsvondell-johnthedragon"&gt;iamthespacecadet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monetizeyourcat.tumblr.com/post/50714464330/itsvondell-johnthedragon-d-dinosaur-look"&gt;monetizeyourcat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsvondell.tumblr.com/post/50714217191/johnthedragon-d-dinosaur-look-at-this-cute"&gt;itsvondell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnthedragon.tumblr.com/post/50711658991/d-dinosaur-look-at-this-cute-fucking-thing-i"&gt;johnthedragon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://d-dinosaur.tumblr.com/post/50697842434/look-at-this-cute-fucking-thing-i-want-twenty-of"&gt;d-dinosaur&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look at this cute fucking thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want twenty of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMFG BABY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh wow that’s SO cool i’ve never seen one of these before&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why did scientists make that pokemon crossover app real life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY IS HE SO CUTE?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50785787006</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50785787006</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:02:38 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>cool</category></item><item><title>NGE MAFIA, PASSWORD IS FART, NEEDS 12 PLAYERS WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD DECISION ON MY PART BUT WE'LL SEE</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1875236?password=de1027d6806d42584748f76733d55a9ca1c41f3a"&gt;NGE MAFIA, PASSWORD IS FART, NEEDS 12 PLAYERS WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD DECISION ON MY PART BUT WE'LL SEE&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostbeef.tumblr.com/post/50784043520/nge-mafia-password-is-fart-needs-12-players-which"&gt;ghostbeef&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostbeef.tumblr.com/post/50783822213/nge-mafia-password-is-fart-needs-12-players-which"&gt;ghostbeef&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostbeef.tumblr.com/post/50783635894/nge-mafia-password-is-fart-needs-12-players-which"&gt;ghostbeef&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i dont know how this setup is going to work but im hoping it will be fun, also feel free to reblog this because i have a feeling its going to take a while to fill up otherwise, also dont worry about being Good at mafia or being new to it because i am also new to it, Have Fun And Be Yourself&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;please&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50784411164</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50784411164</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:42:32 -0400</pubDate><category>join the Game</category><category>mafia games</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2e51c8c860bb39f726330e7aeac7841/tumblr_mlow2zypLp1rzvm09o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50784037554</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50784037554</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:37:08 -0400</pubDate><category>about me</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liucboVH5x1qiu0zco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50783664527</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50783664527</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:51 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>cute</category></item><item><title>karkock:

IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karkock.tumblr.com/post/37975511066/if-cows-can-run-around-with-their-tits-out-so-can"&gt;karkock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50783254727</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50783254727</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:26:03 -0400</pubDate><category>about me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77b12a34a70befcd9234c9834eebf5ca/tumblr_mmwz0g6dwj1rht3zgo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782966110</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782966110</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:22:00 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category></item><item><title>mutisija:

bowieboner:

mutisija:

dorb should be a real...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae94d9cdd6186d3d65047f67b477c23b/tumblr_mmygk01imH1r6790wo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mutisija.tumblr.com/post/50733627296"&gt;mutisija&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bowieboner.tumblr.com/post/50733324246/mutisija-dorb-should-be-a-real-pokemon"&gt;bowieboner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mutisija.tumblr.com/post/50665081900"&gt;mutisija&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://usoppsass.tumblr.com/post/50638023960/im-gonana-fucking-pee-my-pan-t-s"&gt;dorb&lt;/a&gt; should be a real pokemon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PEOPLE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT IS A REAL ANIMAL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S CALLED A KIWI&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="CLEARLY REAL" src="http://sannainz.blogg.se/images/2011/kiwi-bird200a_179954592.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS REALLY ISN’T THAT PHENOMENAL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow, u cant even draw cute fakemons at tumbler dot cum without people starting to scream at u&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782908639</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782908639</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:11 -0400</pubDate><category>pokemon</category><category>awww dorb</category><category>cute</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9282fd210450a78be4d0d58fc42e6de3/tumblr_mmx2h8Dusn1ru6euro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782875417</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782875417</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:43 -0400</pubDate><category>pretty</category><category>animals</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>"If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club."</title><description>“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;John Green (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thestormbroke.tumblr.com/"&gt;thestormbroke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUGH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lora-does-things.tumblr.com/"&gt;lora-does-things&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782797583</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782797583</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:19:38 -0400</pubDate><category>GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH</category><category>YOURE SUCH A DWEEB JOHN GREEN</category><category>EW</category><category>TERRIBLe</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hf02mRDD1rocz98o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782622477</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782622477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:17:10 -0400</pubDate><category>about me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18df02668b6c7c1854e8c2fee69ae0a9/tumblr_mjh2shdGxU1rl5af8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782266836</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782266836</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:09 -0400</pubDate><category>chicks</category><category>fashion</category></item><item><title>zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things 

i just lost a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zacharieforpresident.tumblr.com/post/50709605215/zacharieforpresident-hey-guys-remember-these"&gt;zacharieforpresident&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zacharieforpresident.tumblr.com/post/50709077896/hey-guys-remember-these-things"&gt;zacharieforpresident&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey guys remember these things &lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/592bcd9de5297073e7435d866caaa1b8/tumblr_inline_mmzb76J6XY1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just lost a follower&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782042817</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50782042817</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:08:59 -0400</pubDate><category>rightly so</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>bogleech:

What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/50717737660/what-they-say-do-you-have-to-use-swear-words"&gt;bogleech&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so &lt;em&gt;unimaginative&lt;/em&gt;, it’s a sure sign that you’re &lt;em&gt;less intelligent!&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What they actually mean:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779934582</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779934582</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:11 -0400</pubDate><category>preach</category></item><item><title>lora-does-things:

what a deal</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df188094461606d6d91e1007f139ba79/tumblr_mn0sr2E65V1ql99qno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lora-does-things.tumblr.com/post/50772268626/what-a-deal" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lora-does-things&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;what a deal&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779664488</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779664488</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:35:22 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>terrible</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw2r8pycs1qdit1wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779442336</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779442336</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:32:09 -0400</pubDate><category>pretty</category></item><item><title>the sudden realization that richard dawkins' tweets are much better if you read them in jerry seinfeld's voice</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://immolator.tumblr.com/post/50775369124/he-sudden-realization-that-richard-dawkins-tweets-are"&gt;immolator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/psBcSom.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779224184</link><guid>http://guavas.tumblr.com/post/50779224184</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:29:02 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>terrible</category></item></channel></rss>
