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Guava
Hi guys my name is Kelly but some people call me Kell or Guava. You can call me anything you want. I'm super vain and I love attention. I tag pretty much everything super obsessively for categorizing purposes but as a general rule I don't tag triggers. If you ask nicely, though, I'll probably be happy to tag something if it bothers you. I'm 21 and very happily taken.
posts tagged "stupid"
qwantzfeed:

Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and considered the geometric explosion of combinations possible. “If someone asks me to find them a sauce recommendation for their delicious Subway-brand submarine sandwich, I could return to them with a more relevant search result if I first considered what sauces other patrons have tacitly recommend in the past by ordering them for themselves,” he realized. It was a stunning insight, and the would never be the same. The small part of the world concerned with improved relevancy in sub sauce recommendations would never be the same.

qwantzfeed:

Sergey Brin stared at the eleven different sauces available, and considered the geometric explosion of combinations possible. “If someone asks me to find them a sauce recommendation for their delicious Subway-brand submarine sandwich, I could return to them with a more relevant search result if I first considered what sauces other patrons have tacitly recommend in the past by ordering them for themselves,” he realized. It was a stunning insight, and the would never be the same. The small part of the world concerned with improved relevancy in sub sauce recommendations would never be the same.

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

meme-meme:

Just a tiny man riding a woman.

meme-meme:

Just a tiny man riding a woman.

mistersnurb:

oh no! did anyone else just get this?

mistersnurb:

oh no! did anyone else just get this?

cyclopette:

baras:

jetgreguar:

bolto:

alice-the-alien:

letsallgotothelobby:

bolto:

wtf… did anyone else get this email??

i got something similar :/

It has to be a joke…

its not my blog just got deleted :\ i cant post any more

holy shit…this just happened to me! o.o

i can’t believe they’d do this to us

why would daddy betray us like this??